Ng, David
David Ng is a biochemist and the Director of the Advanced Molecular Biology Laboratory (AMBL) at The University of British Columbia. He has only used his 'Dr' moniker on his Safeway club card, but regrettably the cashiers there never call him Doctor anyway. His writing has appeared in Maisonneuve, Biochemical Journal, McSweeney's, The Journal of Biological Chemistry, as well as in his own literary science humour site, The Abhorrent and Secret World of Deoxyribose Nucleic Acid. Disturbingly, he has both the means and the expertise to clone himself, but (thankfully) promises he won't.
Letter of Rejection to Dr. Phil
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