Rufferto, Bobby
Bobby Rufferto once broke his jaw on a Jawbreaker. Although it hurt incredibly, he is one to appreciate irony. He has not sued the confectioners. Do you think he should? He's conflicted: on the one hand, it hurt like hell; on the other, he now has a flip-top head which allows him to save money by buying a cheap, generic toothbrush instead of the pricey Reach toothbrush. Also, as a result, he can now entertain party guests by fitting a whole Magic 8-Ball into his mouth and shaking his head for your fortune. While we're on the subject, he did not particularly enjoy the movie Jawbreaker, but he sure digs that Rose McGowen. Oooh, she's naughty. Mr. Rufferto lives in New York, works in New Jersey, and teaches tango lessons in Iowa.
13 Things You Can Do with That
Helmets with Horns Are the Best Kind of Helmet
Bowling
Chimps
The Nine Lives of Chester the Cat
Excerpted Transcript of the Worst Game Show Ever
Sports Origins
Justin Timberlake's Acceptance Speech for the American Society of Composers, Authors, and Publishers "Songwriter of the Year" Award
Your First Time
. . . And the Horse You Rode in On
My Dinner with Bellucci and Bellow
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