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Friday, March 21, 2003   |    Birthday Cards to Celebrities

Happy Birthday, Rosie O’Donnell!

March 21, 1962 | Rosie O’Donnell | presence

Dear Rosie,

Happy 41st birthday!

Look: your defunct magazine, your talk-show-no-more, your pro-K-mart/anti-N.R.A. hot air … that’s all fine and good. I don’t care one way or the other.

But my childhood imagination never once dreamed of Betty Rubble as a plump, snarky lesbian. I’m sending you my therapist bills.

Happy B-day, Rosie!

Josh Abraham