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Nunnery vs. Cathouse

by Geoff Wolinetz

NUNNERY vs. CATHOUSE VIII: LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW The Place: Caesar’s Palace, Las Vegas The Date: Saturday, March 29, 2003 The Time: 10:00 p.m. Featured Matches: Sister Elizabeth “Lizzie Borden” McGuirevs.Candy “Striper” Lewis Sister Lizzie Borden is no stranger to the...

Why Do People Keep Telling Me I'm Racist and Stupid?

by Pierre Cavanaugh

I just don't get it. I am an upstanding member of the business community. I work hard five days a week to make a living. Just the other day I was on the phone with my Jew accountant Finkelstein and...

Dear N.Y.T.B.R. Pt. III

by Josh Abraham

The Editor The New York Times Book Review 229 West 43rd Street New York, N.Y. 10036 March 23, 2003 Dear N.Y.T. Rook Beview, You want blurbs? I’ll give you blurbs. Behold: “Abraham displays a Swiftian gift for satire . ....

Oscar Coverage 2003


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Temperate with cold, cloudy, moderately severe winters with frequent precipitation; mild summers with frequent showers and thundershowers.

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Wednesday, March 26, 2003   |    Birthday Cards to Celebrities

Happy Birthday, Amy Smart!

March 26, 1976 | Amy Smart | actress

Dear Amy Smart,

Exactly how smart are you? Does the name translate at all? I’ve been contemplating a name change because I’m a really stupid moron with a short attention span for cars and baseball bats. Really, what I’d like to do is play the guitar on “American Bandstand.” I think that would be a lot of fun. If I were president of the world, I could order myself a hero sandwich. Of course, it wouldn’t be all good. I’d have to wash my own socks.

Have a happy Arbor Day!

Geoff Wolinetz

P.S. I can’t give you a penny more then $3,000 for your used car.