Happy Birthday, Amy Smart!
Dear Amy Smart,
Exactly how smart are you? Does the name translate at all? I’ve been contemplating a name change because I’m a really stupid moron with a short attention span for cars and baseball bats. Really, what I’d like to do is play the guitar on “American Bandstand.” I think that would be a lot of fun. If I were president of the world, I could order myself a hero sandwich. Of course, it wouldn’t be all good. I’d have to wash my own socks.
Have a happy Arbor Day!
P.S. I can’t give you a penny more then $3,000 for your used car.