I’m a Red Hot Chili Pepper!
Call me Dredd Scott Willy Schlepper!
How ’bout gred plot zilly fleffer?
Kiss it now!
Bling a ling a dingding yow!
Gimme that fork! Eat some pork!
Groucho Harpo Zeppo Chico
Fiji Guam Puerto Rico
Suck my feet!
Wocka wocka robble robble
I know why the caged bird will whistle
Poopsie floopsie this steak is just gristle!
Zibba zabba jibba jabba
How now brown cow
My lyrics make no sense
But I sing songs in pluperfect tense
Look at all my participles dangling
I knew a Chinagirl named Ang Ling
Aeroplane roller coaster
By the way I broke your toaster
Flapjacks hot cakes Slip ‘n’ Slide
Inky Blinky Pinky Clyde
Heidi Klum’s got a great body
When I’m thirsty I drink a hot toddy
Zigga doodoo jam!
I need more smack.