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Dear Spam

by Josh Abraham

Dear Spam,
I love your meatlike product! It is delicious! I’ve eaten a spambled-eggs breakfast five days a week since ’58. These days, I can’t even stomach the taste of real pork anymore! I’m not kosher or anything, but give me Spam over God’s genuine pork any day …

To the Chap Who Finds This Bottled-Enclosed Message

by Josh Abraham

To the chap who finds this bottled-enclosed message: Hello there, good sir! I trust you are safely upon sturdy ground and, I dare hope, doing well. Alas, I am not faring as solidly as you, old chap. You see, I…

My Huge Head

by Nick Jezarian

My name is Jimmy and I have an absurdly large head. It’s so big, in fact, I think the most appropriate description might be that it’s similar in shape to a humongous melon and in size to a heavy bag….

Generic 60s Beach Sitcom

by Geoff Wolinetz

FADE IN: EXT. THE BEACH - DAY It’s 1965. The beach is littered with surfboards. The girls wear bikinis that do not expose their navels. The boys wear long surfing shorts. LIZZIE (16, cute, little high-school student) sits on the…

Polish Fact

Poles & Borders
Borderlines: 2,788 km
Border Countries:
Belarus (407 km), Czech Republic (658 km), Germany (456 km), Lithuania (91 km), Russia (Kaliningrad Oblast) (206 km), Slovakia (444 km), Ukraine (526 km)
Coastline: 491 km

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Quoi-ques; évidemms; ainsi bourdonnz.
Whatevs; obvs; so buzz.

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Kucharsky, Jason

Jason Kucharsky was born and raised. He has a flair for many languages including English, British, Australian, and bullshit. While studying a broad one summer, he discovered his fondness of the written word as well as Genoa salami. Mr. Kucharsky now writes screenplays, poetry, and fiction at a furious pace, and has numerous Hollywood projects in various stages of development. Also a prolific inventor, he holds several trademarks and has patents pending.

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