Monday, May 5, 2003

Dear Topanga,
Happy 22nd Topanga!

Topanga topanga topanga. Topanga panga? Potanga. Topangingly potato. Also, I topanged “Topanga topanga Topanga,” on ABC-TV. Taponga!

Topappy Topangaday!


T. Pang

May 5, 1981 | Danielle Fishel | topanga

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