Monday, May 26, 2003
Memorial Day Mania

100 Things You Can Buy for a Buck at the Stanley Rubenfeld Memorial Day Garage Sale!!!

That’s right, folks, it’s not just for big fancy department stores … No, during this three-day weekend only, everything in my attic, basement, or garage absolutely must go!

Everything Just $1.00!

Cute little GARDEN GNOME!
(missing one ear)

Most of the questions from Trivial Pursuit (Genus Edition)

Garfield & Odie salt and pepper shakers
(Odie missing one ear)

Floppy-disk drive for Commodore 64
Good condition!

Three (3) unused flash bulbs compatible with Polaroid XG72 camera

Mondale / Ferraro ‘84” button collection
Over fifteen buttons!

Mondale ‘84” hat

Walter Mondale miniature figure
(one ear chipped)

Jim Nabors’s Jim Nabors Sings Love Me With All Your Heart album
(small scratch on Track 4)

Rubik’s Cube 1/6 Completed (Yellow Side)
Some stickers may be missing, but otherwise in good shape!

Scream Blackula Scream starring Pam Grier
(on Betamax)

Betamax player

Blanket stolen from Pan Am airlines
Very comfy!

Autographed photo of Lou Gosset Jr., Beverly D’Angelo, Pia Zadora, and Jamie Farr, backstage at Circus of the Stars ‘83

Paperback copies of James Clavell’s entire body of work

Daryl “Chocolate Thunder” Dawkins life-size poster!

Lava Lamp
(lava leaked out, but lamp works fine!)

“Ferraro ‘94” N.Y. State Gubernatorial Campaign buttons
(over 5 in collection)

Velvet painting of Dogs Playing Poker

Velvet painting of Geraldine Ferraro

Collection of assorted missing ears

Remember Our Fallen Heroes Since the Revolutionary War, countless brave young men and women have given their lives for their countrymen. Only very few have had their last words recorded in the annals of history ...
You're Invited to the Big Wood Annual Memorial BBQ Bash ...! Molly and I would like to invite y'all to our annual Memorial Day BBQ Bash!!! This year, in support of all our troops overseas, we're going with the most patriotic theme we could think of. That's right: "G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero"!!!!!!!!
Memorial Day Mania
Memorial Day Mania! In which we offer some mischief and mayhem tangentially related to Memorial Day. Think Toyatathon.

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