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Hey, remember The Fourth of July, 2003? We don't, but found this in our archives:

Fourth of July Fourthiness.

Independence is on the march, patriots.

& Recently . . .

Kurt Cobain's Ghost with an Invitation to a Fourth of July Picnic and Fireworks by Angela Genusa

"B.L.T.": A Review by Will Layman

Ten Tiny Poems by Brian Beatty

Angry Words from a Gnome Who to This Day Continues to Think the Human Genome Project Was Actually The Human Gnome Project by David Ng

Key Party, N.Y.C., Circa Always by William K. Burnette

A Day on the Phone with Mythological Norse Firewarrior, Bringer of Storms by Aaron Belz

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Monday, May 26, 2003   |    Fiction

Memorial Day Mania!

I’ve Got Your Memorial Day Sale Right Here!


100 Things You Can Buy for a Buck at the Stanley Rubenfeld Memorial Day Garage Sale!!!

That’s right, folks, it’s not just for big fancy department stores… No, during this three-day weekend only, everything in my attic, basement, or garage absolutely must go!

Everything Just $1.00!

Cute little GARDEN GNOME!
(missing one ear)

Most of the questions from Trivial Pursuit (Genus Edition)

Garfield & Odie salt and pepper shakers
(Odie missing one ear)

Floppy-disk drive for Commodore 64
Good condition!

3 unused flash bulbs compatible with Polaroid XG72 camera
Unused!

“Mondale / Ferraro ‘84” button collection
Over fifteen buttons!

“Mondale ‘84” hat

Walter Mondale miniature figure
(one ear chipped)

Jim Nabors’ “Jim Nabors Sings Love Me With All Your Heart” album
(small scratch on track 4)

Rubik’s Cube 1/6 Completed (Yellow Side)
Some stickers may be missing, but otherwise in good shape!

“Scream Blackula Scream” starring Pam Grier
(on Betamax)

Betamax player

Blanket stolen from Pan Am airlines
Very comfy!

Autographed photo of Lou Gosset, Jr, Beverly D’Angelo, Pia Zadora, and Jamie Farr, backstage at “Circus of the Stars ‘83”

Paperback copies of James Clavell’s entire body of work

Daryl “Chocolate Thunder” Dawkins life-size poster!

Lava Lamp
(lava leaked out, but lamp works fine!)

“Ferraro ‘94” NY State Gubernatorial Campaign buttons
(over 5 in collection)

Velvet painting of Dogs Playing Poker

Velvet painting of Geraldine Ferraro

Collection of assorted missing ears