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The Journal of Literary Satire | Hastily Written & Slopilly Edited
Monday, May 26, 2003
Memorial Day Mania

Memorial Day Mania!

Traditionally observed on the last Monday before the last Tuesday of May, Memorial Day is an occasion for America to remember its fallen heroes with such befitting tributes as: Department Store Sales; big, beefy, bring-your-own-beer barbecues; and three-day-weekend-long Toyotathons.

What any of that has to do with Memorial Day, we don’t know. But here’s some things equally inappropriate:

You’re Invited to the Big Wood Annual Memorial BBQ Bash …!

A Long-Lost Love Letter from a U.S. Soldier Stationed in Germany During World War II to His Sweetie Back Home, Discovered beneath the Floorboards of this Old Apartment

I’ve Got Your Memorial Day Sale Right Here!

Remember Our Fallen Heroes

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