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Hey, remember The Fourth of July, 2003? We don't, but found this in our archives:

Fourth of July Fourthiness.

Independence is on the march, patriots.

& Recently . . .

Kurt Cobain's Ghost with an Invitation to a Fourth of July Picnic and Fireworks by Angela Genusa

"B.L.T.": A Review by Will Layman

Ten Tiny Poems by Brian Beatty

Angry Words from a Gnome Who to This Day Continues to Think the Human Genome Project Was Actually The Human Gnome Project by David Ng

Key Party, N.Y.C., Circa Always by William K. Burnette

A Day on the Phone with Mythological Norse Firewarrior, Bringer of Storms by Aaron Belz

Polish Fact

Daily Newspapers:
Gazeta Wyborcza
Super Express
Nasz Dziennik

Weekly Magazines:
Wprost (rightwing)
Polityka (leftwing)
Newsweek (Polish edition)
Najwyższy Czas! (rightwing)
Przegląd (leftwing)

Learn a Foreign Tongue!

Learn Many Languages!
Meat-stuffed pasta pocket:
Ravioli (Italian)
Wonton (Cantonese)
Kreplach (Yiddish)
Pierogi (Polish)
Pelmeni (Russian)

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Wednesday, June 18, 2003   |    Listicles

Faster than a Speeding Bullet

Grown Men who Prance around in Spandex, but Are Not into Anything “Deviant”

Mr. Fantastic
The Thing
The Punisher
Iron Man
Dr. Octopus
Green Hornet
Plastic Man
The Vulture
Kraven the Hunter
Professor X
Mr. Freeze
Poison Ivy
The Flash

Inconsistencies between the Comic-Book Movies and the Source Material that Really Get Us Steamed

In the film Spider-Man the radioactive spider bite gave Peter Parker organic webshooters in his wrists instead of radioactive cancer.

Rip Taylor makes for an unconvincing screen version of the Hulk, particularly when he throws the tank like a girl.

Daredevil not nearly as much a pansy-ass as Ben Affleck.

In the upcoming Fantastic Four movie, rumors have it that the Thing will be made from Jell-O cubes, rather than solid granite.

Due to cost-cutting measures by the studio, Storm’s ability to summon storms replaced by ability to summon screenings of Twister.

Wolverine’s alter-ego, Logan, would never be caught dead watching the Tony Awards, much less hosting them.

Professor X not as gay in the orginal comic.

In the film League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Sean Connery makes it difficult to watch by constantly facing the camera and remarking, “THAT’S DAMN EXTRAORDINARY!”