Monday, July 21, 2003

Hey Lovitz,

Where the hell have you been with that liar guy? He used to crack me up. I remember one time when I was talking to my friend One-Armed Phil. I says, “Phil, remember when Lovitz did the liar guy?” and Phil says, “Yeah, he was a funny little Jewish bastard.” And I says, “He sure was. Let’s go kick the shit out of some other short Jew” and Phil says, “Cool.”

Happy Birthday.
Geoff Wolinetz

July 21, 1957 | Jon Lovitz | master thespian

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