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The British Are Coming! The British Are Coming!

Four Fours Four Things I Wish I Were Hung Drunk An original cast member of Porky's A strip-club D.J. Four Things Gilbert Gottfried Is Not (Now) Dead Funny Handsome Wide-eyed Four Best Performances by Quadrupeds in Films Gopher, Caddyshack Puxatawny Phil,...

Fourth of July Fourthiness In which Y.P.R. proudly presents some barbecued hot dogs and fireworks that declare our independence from those dirty Brits.

If I Could Fly or Shoot Lasers from My Eyes If I could fly, I think the world would me a much better place. For one thing, I’d never have to wait for the subway to come, and when it does come, I wouldn’t have to squeeze into an overstuffed,...