Friday, July 4, 2003
Fourth of July Fourthiness

The British are coming!

The French are climaxing!

The Dutch are moaning!

The Irish are writhing in ecstacy!

The Polish are biting and sweating and shouting!

The Greeks are being satisfied!

The Australians are getting plowed!

The Germans are cooking sausage.

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Fourth of July Fourthiness
Fourth of July Fourthiness In which Y.P.R. proudly presents some barbecued hot dogs and fireworks that declare our independence from those dirty Brits.
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