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Tuesday, August 19, 2003   |    Birthday Cards to Celebrities

Happy Birthday, Bill & Tipper!

August 19, 1948 | Tipper Gore | former Second Lady
August 19, 1946 | Bill Clinton | former P.O.T.U.S.

Dear Tipper & Bill,

Happy 55th and 57th Birthdays!

Boy, I am so glad I’m not Al Gore. Oh, wait a minute … I am.


Albert Arnold Gore Jr.
former Vice-President, United States of America