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The Journal of Literary Satire | Hastily Written & Slopilly Edited
Monday, September 29, 2003
Fall Premiere Week

Fall Première Week

In which Y.P.R. gives the Nielsen-ratings people something to freak out about.

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TV TV TV TV:

Premières You May Have Missed

What’s on the News Tonight?

My Sitcom Pitch to a Guy in the Elevator Who I’m Pretty Sure Was NBC President Jeff Zucker, Despite His Insistence to the Contrary

Reviews by a Stupid, Bitter Asshole Who Just Got Fired and Hit the Bottle, Thereby Causing His Wife to Leave Him, Thus Forcing Him to Redouble His Drinking

More New TV Shows Premièring This Week

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