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Tuesday, September 2, 2003   |    Calendrical Happenings

Sentiments Anti-Français

Not French!Le Rôti de Pot d’Yankee présente fièrement quelques sentiments anti-Français. Les essais et les articles suivants ne sont ni opportuns ni tous ce que l’original, mais “baisent les Français” lignes de poinçon ne semblent jamais sortir du modèle.

N’aimez-vous pas la langue française? J’ai prélevé chaque langue, Français est mon favori. Langue fantastique. Maudire particulièrement avec. “Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère.” Elle est comme essuyer votre âne avec la soie, je l’aiment.



This feature is no way fueled by, nor does it comprise, topical anti-French sentiment of the sort that flourished following this spring’s media-instigated Franco-American tiff regarding Iraq; instead there will be non-topical anti-French sentiment, made of old-fashioned stuff like jingoism and the bullying of an easy target. But, to be clear: Y.P.R. endorses satirical wit and/or irony, not xenophobic racism. We loved Amélie.

Let’s Go France!

French Things that Stink (on Purpose) Pepe Le Pew Cheese French Things that Stink (Unintentionally) Paris Chirac EuroDisney Red-and-white-striped shirts and berets Mimery Henrí, the dude who tried to steal Woody Boyd’s girlfriend The unconditional love and admiration of…

A Postcard from Paris

Dear Nicky, The Hamptons just isn’t the same without you! I miss you so much! I can’t wait to see you as soon as you get done having sex with all of the Green Bay Packers! I saw you on…

Louis XIV’s To-Do List

ç Don’t shower ç Grope chambermaid ç Piss in chamber pot. Toss out window. ç Diddle the houseboy. ç Don’t shower ç Call Marie re: cake ç Gaze at my reflection in mirrored hallway. Hump my reflection. Belch. ç Scratch…

Useful Phrases for the American in Paris

Je recherche un talonneur appelé Marie. Elle peut avoir ma pochette. I’m looking for a hooker named Marie. She may have my wallet. Ce goût du vin comme la pisse de chien. Où peux-je circuler un Pabst ici ? This…

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