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Friday, October 3, 2003   |    Birthday Cards to Celebrities

Happy Birthday, India.Arie!

October 3, 1976 | India.Arie | singer

Happy 27th Birthday!

India.Arie, what’s up with the punctuation? Hyphens in a name are O.K. (like Jean-Luc) and even apostrophes (like O’Irish) but, seriously, what the hell is up with that period? Are you some high-tech supercomputer program like S1m0ne? I think it’s stupid. Stupid, India.Arie, stupid. Also, your songs suck.

Happy stupid birthday.