Sally Forth

Hey, remember The Fourth of July, 2003? We don't, but found this in our archives:

Fourth of July Fourthiness.

Independence is on the march, patriots.

& Recently . . .

Kurt Cobain's Ghost with an Invitation to a Fourth of July Picnic and Fireworks by Angela Genusa

"B.L.T.": A Review by Will Layman

Ten Tiny Poems by Brian Beatty

Angry Words from a Gnome Who to This Day Continues to Think the Human Genome Project Was Actually The Human Gnome Project by David Ng

Key Party, N.Y.C., Circa Always by William K. Burnette

A Day on the Phone with Mythological Norse Firewarrior, Bringer of Storms by Aaron Belz

Polish Fact

Major illicit producer of amphetamine for the international market; minor transshipment point for Asian and Latin American illicit drugs to Western Europe.

Learn a Foreign Tongue!

Impari L'Italiano
Wham, bam, grazie, signora.
Wham, bam, thank you, ma’am.

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Wednesday, October 29, 2003   |    Non-Fiction

What I Hope to Find in Heaven

by Heather Kelley

Girl Scout cookies
The Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine
Clara Peller, the lady from the “Where’s the beef?” commercial
Shag carpeting (white)
A really good radio station
Miniature golf
The scent of fabric softener
24-hour Taco Bell
Disco bowling
The entire state of Vermont
At least three roller rinks
Tea parties
Paunchy, slightly balding middle-aged men in Hawaiian print shirts
Firemen’s poles
A boyfriend
Big Wheels
All of the frogs that have given their lives in the name of science.

Heather Kelley never had an Easy-Bake oven, and look how she turned out. Just ask those guys at (parenthetical note).