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MMIII: The Whole Kit & Caboodle

This is the year that was….

Tidings of Joy

Folks, Yankee Pot Roast is calling it a year. In 2003, we had many good times and only a few bad. We made many new friends and some enemies, too. We thank all our readers, all our writers, all our…

The Roastee Responds

by Neal Pollack

Imagine if you were to wake up from an innocent sleep on Monday morning after a nice weekend with your family only to find that a bunch of strangers were waiting at your front door to kick you in the…

Polish Fact

Poland's Contribution to the 2003 Invasion of Iraq
54 soldiers from the elite GROM commando unit
the logistic support ship Xawery Czarniecki with over 50 crew and a FORMOZA navy commando unit
74 antichemical contamination troops

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Friday, January 2, 2004   |    Birthday Cards to Celebrities

Happy Birthday, Cuba Gooding Jr.!

January 2, 1968 | Cuba Gooding Jr. | fluke

Dear Oscar-winner Cuba Gooding Jr.

Happy 36th Birthday!

Cubby, I’m a big-time movie producer, and I’ve just acquired the rights to a picture that I think you’d be perfect for the lead. It’s “mostly inspired by” the true story of Cuda Goobing, a retarded black football player that joins the Marine Corps and wins the Iditarod. It’s called Radio Dogs. It’s feel-good family fun! Show me the mush! I swear, if there’s anybody born to play the role, it’s you. Get back to me soon. I got the guy who played “Bubba” in Gump on the phone.

Cuba libre!

Warm regards,
Josh Abraham
Big-time movie producer