Happy 23rd birthday!
Wow, how ’bout that ending to Return of the King, eh? That was really something, the way we pranced about the bedsheets in slo-mo. Good times, man, good times. And remember on the mountainside when you thought stinky Golem was trying to steal the One Ring from under your shirt while you slept? Ha, that was just me copping a feel. I TiVoed last night’s Bravo, if you want to come over later and watch. I made s’mores!
Happy birthday, my precious.
P.S. Also, remember that one night in summer camp? Ah, memories.