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Monday, January 12, 2004   |    Birthday Cards to Celebrities

Melanie Chisholm

January 12, 1974 | Melanie Chisholm | sporty spice

Dear Mel,

You’re looking more and more mannish every day. I bet you pee standing up.

I hate you,
Geri Halliwell
a.k.a. Ginger

P.S. You still owe me forty-six dollars. Don’t think I forgot.