Monday, February 9, 2004

Dear JM & J.M.,

Happy 49th & 64th Birthdays! Wow, my two favorite JMs both celebrating special days today! I don’t know when J. M. Barrie was born, but I wish he were here to join in all the b-day fun! He’d get along great with you guys! He’s a writer just like you are, J.M., and he likes little boys like you do, Monroe! Something for everybody! Hooray!

Happy Birthdays!


February 9, 1940 | J. M. Coetzee | author
February 9, 1955 | JM J. Bullock | "Monroe"

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