Hey, remember The Fourth of July, 2003? We don't, but found this in our archives:
Independence is on the march, patriots.
Kurt Cobain's Ghost with an Invitation to a Fourth of July Picnic and Fireworks
by Angela Genusa
"B.L.T.": A Review
by Will Layman
Ten Tiny Poems
by Brian Beatty
Angry Words from a Gnome Who to This Day Continues to Think the Human Genome Project Was Actually The Human Gnome Project
by David Ng
Key Party, N.Y.C., Circa Always
by William K. Burnette
A Day on the Phone with Mythological Norse Firewarrior, Bringer of Storms
by Aaron Belz
Gross Domestic Product:$373.2 billion (2002 est.)
Learn German!Gute Himmel, haben Sie einen reizenden Busen. Mag ich ihn berühren? Good heavens, you have a lovely bosom. May I touch it?