Hey, POT ROAST!
What the hell do you think you are doing?
You think you’re better than me, huh?
We’ll just see about that.
I have all kinds of wonderful products that go far beyond the snug little world you live in. Have you ever seen a donkey mask? Soap that smells like a mint julep? Old briefs that are way too big for me (fat period)?
And speaking of underwear, I bet you call your undershirt a “wife-beater”.
I call mine a “wife-lover” because I love wives.
And adultery is so superior to abuse.
Go sex yourself,