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by Josh Abraham

: Happy birthday, Mary-Kate! : I’m Ashley, you stupid head. : Wait, I thought I was Ashley! : You dyed your hair brown to tell us apart. : Oh yeah, I forgot! See, when I look at you, I…

Polish Fact

Two equal horizontal bands of white (top) and red (bottom); similar to the flags of Indonesia and Monaco which are red (top) and white (bottom)

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Ik heb twee draaischijven en een microfoon.
I've got two turntables and a microphone.

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Friday, June 18, 2004   |    Dear Y.P.R.


from: Gene Morgan [genemorgan@mac.com]
to: Y.P.R. [ypr@yankeepotroast.org]
subject: Y.P.R., more like stupid-P.R.


What the hell do you think you are doing?

You think you’re better than me, huh?


We’ll just see about that.

I have all kinds of wonderful products that go far beyond the snug little world you live in. Have you ever seen a donkey mask? Soap that smells like a mint julep? Old briefs that are way too big for me (fat period)?

And speaking of underwear, I bet you call your undershirt a “wife-beater”.


I call mine a “wife-lover” because I love wives.

And adultery is so superior to abuse.

Go sex yourself,
Gene Morgan