With much exhilaration, Yankee Pot Roast is preparing for the swarms of rightwing conservatives from America’s heartland who will descend upon our liberal, heathen Jew city in just a fortnight. Welcome, O Christian overlords! Enjoy our delicious sidewalk knishes, served fresh to you by exotic Third-World immigrants! While you’re zipping around in Pakistani-driven taxicabs, noshing at Korean delicatessens, and enjoying the company of Asian trannie hookers, you can proudly identify yourself by wearing one of Y.P.R.’s “R.N.C. in N.Y.C. ’04” T-shirts that express your perverse worldviews.
Please check out the Y.P.R. store.
Y.P.R.’s “R.N.C. in N.Y.C. ’04” Store
“A vote for Bush is a vote for Jesus”
“I’m in a Blue State” T-Shirt
“Liberal Jackass” T-Shirt