Hey, remember The Fourth of July, 2003? We don't, but found this in our archives:
Independence is on the march, patriots.
Kurt Cobain's Ghost with an Invitation to a Fourth of July Picnic and Fireworks by Angela Genusa
"B.L.T.": A Review by Will Layman
Ten Tiny Poems by Brian Beatty
Angry Words from a Gnome Who to This Day Continues to Think the Human Genome Project Was Actually The Human Gnome Project by David Ng
Key Party, N.Y.C., Circa Always by William K. Burnette
A Day on the Phone with Mythological Norse Firewarrior, Bringer of Storms by Aaron Belz
Land Area304,465 sq. km (slightly smaller than New Mexico)
Learn Latin!Mea culpa.My bad.
Senator Zell Miller (left), and country singer Dolly Parton. Photo found by Rob Theakston, courtesy of Senator Zell Miller.
Previously: « Deleted Lines from Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Speech at the Republican National Convention by Matthew Tobey Nextly: I Was a Virgin Sex Doll by Kevin Zeidler »
Deleted Lines from Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Speech at the Republican National Convention by Matthew Tobey
My Keynote Address for Tonight’s Family Dinner by Will Layman
The As-Yet-Unaired Third ‘Swift Boat Veterans for Truth’ Advertisement by Dennis DiClaudio.
How to Protest the Republican National Convention without Giving Up Your Last Weekend at Your Friend’s Timeshare on Fire Island by Tony Antoniadis