Calling All Catamounts

Guten tag, Valley Cats!

Y.P.R. solicits your alumni updates, yearbook scribblings, and passed-notes to high-school crushes along with the usual reviews, parodies, deleted chapters, etc., for this month's Book Club selection: Sam Lipsyte's Home Land.
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The Way We Live Now

BTdingbat3.gifIncoming! March 7, 2005
by your humble coëditor, Josh Abraham, over at The Black Table.

& Recently . . .

Ars Short Storica: A Guide for Aspiring Writers of Short Fiction by Seth Fried

A Day in the Life of The New Yorker’s Fiction Editorial Board, if It Were a Person by Binky Tabby

Foreword by Jeffrey Oliver

Pop Stars in Hotel Rooms: An Occasional Series by Steve Finbow

How to Get a New York City Straphanger to Bankroll Your Alternative Lifestyle by Tony Antoniadis

Disquieting Modern Trends: Offspring Edition by Will Layman & Chris Osmond

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Friday, October 29, 2004   |    Non-Fiction

What I Hope to Find in Heaven


Girl Scout cookies
The Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine
Clara Peller, the lady from the “Where's the beef?” commercial
Shag carpeting (white)
A really good radio station
Bingo
Miniature golf
The scent of fabric softener
24-hour Taco Bell
Disco bowling
The entire state of Vermont
At least three roller rinks
Tea parties
Paunchy, slightly balding middle-aged men in Hawaiian print shirts
Firemen’s poles
A boyfriend
Big Wheels
All of the frogs that have given their lives in the name of science.