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Y.P.R. solicits your alumni updates, yearbook scribblings, and passed-notes to high-school crushes along with the usual reviews, parodies, deleted chapters, etc., for this month's Book Club selection: Sam Lipsyte's Home Land.
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The Way We Live Now

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by your humble coëditor, Josh Abraham, over at The Black Table.

& Recently . . .

Ars Short Storica: A Guide for Aspiring Writers of Short Fiction by Seth Fried

A Day in the Life of The New Yorker’s Fiction Editorial Board, if It Were a Person by Binky Tabby

Foreword by Jeffrey Oliver

Pop Stars in Hotel Rooms: An Occasional Series by Steve Finbow

How to Get a New York City Straphanger to Bankroll Your Alternative Lifestyle by Tony Antoniadis

Disquieting Modern Trends: Offspring Edition by Will Layman & Chris Osmond

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Najwyższy Czas! (rightwing)
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Sunday, October 24, 2004   |    Fiction

Winnie-the-Pooh and the Thug Life

by Geoff Wolinetz

“Do you have my money, Piglet?”

“I’m sorry, Pooh. I can get it by next week. I promise. Just give me a few days.”

“You said that last week, Piglet.”

“I know, Pooh. I mean it this time.”

“Oh, bother. I feel a rumbly.”

“No, Pooh. Please?”

Whump!

“I feel a rumbly, gangland-style. Eeyo’, unstuff his ass.”

Geoff Wolinetz cannot be found on IMDb because the Hollywood community refuses to acknowledge the production of his seminal masterpiece Come What May, a gritty psychothriller starring a guy who kind of looks like Billy Baldwin and Erin Gray (formerly of "Silver Spoons"). If he were to be found on IMDb, his name would fall between "Geoff Witcher" and "Geoff Wood." In addition to his imaginary film career, Geoff also maintains an imaginary career as a baron of industry, is lead singer of the imaginary band Kick Ass, Falco, holds an imaginary Olympic gold medal and is an imaginary Pulitzer laureate in the field of journalism for his investigative piece on the albinos of Alaska.