Thank-You Notes to America
or, Struggling with Optimism in the Face of a Mandate by Three New Yorkers & a Michigander Dear Youth of America, It’s a good thing you spent this past Tuesday as you would any other: taking bong hits on…
Victory Speech by the Leader of the Moderate, Pro-Choice, Anti-War, Environmentalist Undecided Voters of Cuyahoga County, Ohio, for Bush
by Dan Davis
Suggested Reading for Psychopaths
Perhaps There Is Life on This Planet
by Geoff Wolinetz
Land Area304,465 sq. km (slightly smaller than New Mexico)
Learn Latin!Mea culpa.My bad.
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