— Dear Y.P.R. —

Yo, Muthafuckers

Dudes!

Remember me? Its like, West, from college.

I accidently hit yer site when my keyboard malfunctioned whilst jackin’ it to some hard core shit. Seriosuly.

Anyway, I was, like looking fer a gig where i could like, get wasted 24/7 and still make some cash 2 boot, articulating about some cool shit.

I was thinking maybe I could work for you. I’m real smart, you know.

Peace.

Eric