Sally Forth

Hey, remember The Fourth of July, 2003? We don't, but found this in our archives:

Fourth of July Fourthiness.

Independence is on the march, patriots.

& Recently . . .

Kurt Cobain's Ghost with an Invitation to a Fourth of July Picnic and Fireworks by Angela Genusa

"B.L.T.": A Review by Will Layman

Ten Tiny Poems by Brian Beatty

Angry Words from a Gnome Who to This Day Continues to Think the Human Genome Project Was Actually The Human Gnome Project by David Ng

Key Party, N.Y.C., Circa Always by William K. Burnette

A Day on the Phone with Mythological Norse Firewarrior, Bringer of Storms by Aaron Belz

Polish Fact

Local long-form name:
Rzeczpospolita Polska
(The Republic of Poland)

Learn a Foreign Tongue!

Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
Mein Milchshake holt alle Jungen zum Yard.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

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Tuesday, November 2, 2004   |    Etc.

Y.PRediction for Election Day


President George W. Bush, the incumbent, will end the night with 232 electoral votes.

Senator John F. Kerry, the challenger, will tally 269 electoral votes.

Ohio and Florida’s votes will be disputed through December.


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Why are you wasting your time reading journals of literary satire on a day like today? You should be planted in front of the TV, watching Fox News distort facts.

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PANIC!
Election Day
Is Here. Time to Freak Out.


by Josh Abraham

[Courtesy The Black Table]