Sally Forth

Hey, remember The Fourth of July, 2003? We don't, but found this in our archives:

Fourth of July Fourthiness.

Independence is on the march, patriots.

& Recently . . .

Kurt Cobain's Ghost with an Invitation to a Fourth of July Picnic and Fireworks by Angela Genusa

"B.L.T.": A Review by Will Layman

Ten Tiny Poems by Brian Beatty

Angry Words from a Gnome Who to This Day Continues to Think the Human Genome Project Was Actually The Human Gnome Project by David Ng

Key Party, N.Y.C., Circa Always by William K. Burnette

A Day on the Phone with Mythological Norse Firewarrior, Bringer of Storms by Aaron Belz

Polish Fact

Military Manpower:
10,354,978 (2003 est.)
[Army, Navy(!), & Air Force]

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Christ Doce! Esse prostitute é realmente um homem!
Sweet Christ, that prostitute is really a man!

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005   |    Dear Y.P.R.

It's Shauna, but Most Guys Call Me Shawna.

Well, I don't think there's any way of figuring out the spelling, because according to the (supposedly) original script (http://www.hundland.com/scripts/FerrisBuellersDayOff.txt), on page 189, it's:

BOY: What's your name?
JEANIE: Jean. What's yours?
BOY: Garth Volbeck.

And that's all these grubby paws could dig up. I guess the only way to
know is call ol' Johnny H. himself. IMDb probably has has his agent's
number, but I'm too cheap to pay the long distance.

Good luck,
Bob Weisz