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Molly Bloom Takes Manhattan

by Amy Shearn

Yes because he never did a thing like that before as ask to have a Pierre Deux basket for breakfast all those croissants and little jams Perrier like we did with that bat Mrs Riordan when shed meet us…

Morrissey Addresses the Graduating High-School Class of 2005

by Angela Genusa

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the sacred wunderkind. You are repressed, but you’re remarkably dressed. Is it real? And you’re always busy, really busy, busy, busy. The rain falls hard on a humdrum town; this town has dragged…

Out of the Blue

by Christopher O'Brien

One Ben and I break up a few months after the aliens arrive in America. During the first few days after their landing, we promise to stay together forever and that nothing will tear us apart. Actually, it’s him who…

A Princeton Review Correspondent Overhears Some Tense Moments in Town/Gown Relations

by Andrew Golden

A group of college students walk down the street, accidentally bumping into a group of locals. Local: Hey, watch it! Ben Q., sophomore: (Muttering.) Once off the campus, this non-centralized community lacks adequate public transportation. Local #2: Oh yeah? The…

Polish Fact

Flag
Two equal horizontal bands of white (top) and red (bottom); similar to the flags of Indonesia and Monaco which are red (top) and white (bottom)

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Mein Milchshake holt alle Jungen zum Yard.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

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