Muggles, Mudbloods, & Morons

The Y.P.R. Book Club hereby declares Harry Potter and the Half-Baked Clam by J. K. Rowling its next selection. We'd like to see your magical parodies, deleted chapters, musical adaptations, illustrations, etc., whether you've read the book or not.

Please direct your snow owls toward hasselhoff @ yankeepotroast . org.

Recycled, but re-topical: "A Muggle’s Guide to the World of Harry Potter (Written by a Guy Who Never Read the Books or Watched the Films, but Is Pretty Good at Figuring Things Out)" by Pierre "He Who Should Not Be Named" Cavanaugh

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The Adventures of Dr. Squat: "I Am Still the Eggman" by Michael Fahy

How to Win at Cards by Gareth Giles

Disquieting Modern Trends: People Ruining America Edition by Will Layman & Chris Osmond

All About Me: 12 Poems by Brian Beatty

Polish Fact

Climate:
Temperate with cold, cloudy, moderately severe winters with frequent precipitation; mild summers with frequent showers and thundershowers.

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Saturday, July 23, 2005   |    News from Abroad

As Croatian as Apple Pie and Mom

by Brian Willems


Brian Willems is an American working at a university in Split, Croatia. He lived in Prague from 1996 to 2003. He's been published by The Edward Society and Retort Magazine.