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Elisabeth Kübler-Ross’s Five Stages of Grief as Experienced by Me Reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

by Lauren Verlizzo

  Avast! Spoiler WarningIf you’re of the sort who gets all pissy about cats being let out of bags. Um, also, we should point out that the author, Ms. Verlizzo, did not forewarn the noble Y.P.R. editors and thus ruined…

Rock Stars Enjoying Anonymity

by Daniel Byard Cox

Officer John Lee: You know why I pulled ya over, buddy? Gavin Rossdale: (Speaking loudly over music from his car stereo.) Uh, I was “speeding” I think it’s called. Officer: How ’bout I call it reckless drivin’ and take…

Polish Fact

Industries:
Machine building, iron and steel, coal mining, chemicals, shipbuilding, food processing, glass, beverages, textiles.

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Learn German!
Gute Himmel, haben Sie einen reizenden Busen. Mag ich ihn berühren?
Good heavens, you have a lovely bosom. May I touch it?


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Thursday, October 13, 2005   |    Daily Garfield® Digest

Adventures in Primatology


Jon kisses a monkey, lets his tongue aerate as his dumb dog does.