& Recently . . .

Phone Call Informing the New Nobel Prize Winner in Physics of His Award, Shortly after He’s Had a Breakdown and Reverted to a Childlike State, as KISS Alive Plays in the Background

by David Gianatasio

“Hello, professor? Stockholm here. You’ve won the Nobel Prize for your work on the heat-death of the universe.”
Stars are pretty.
“Yes, well said.
“Star light, star bright,” as it were. You’ve out-shown them all. You’ve won, professor!”
Pretty stars …

Polish Fact

Chronological List of Polish Popes
John Paul II (1920-2005)

Learn a Foreign Tongue!

Impari L'Italiano
Wham, bam, grazie, signora.
Wham, bam, thank you, ma’am.

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Sunday, October 9, 2005   |    Daily Garfield® Digest

Dog Licks Cone & Cat

With one literal tongue lashing, the stupid dog licks all the wicked cat’s ice cream. And fur.