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Excerpts from Paul Stanley’s Testimony Before the Senate Armed Services Committee Regarding the Capability and Readiness of the Kiss Army™ in the War Against Terror™
by Mick Stingley
(Tuesday afternoon, 14:10 EST.) Senator McCain: First of all, I’d like to begin by thanking Mr. Stanley for appearing before this committee. Mr. Stanley, do you have any opening statements? Paul Stanley: OH YEAH! HOW YAH DOIN, PEEPLE? WELL, AWWRIGHT!…
What I Could Have Done to that Jerk Who Asked Me “Hey You Know Karate?” Had I Actually Known Karate
by James Yeh
Walked over to him and listed some of the other possible questions that he could have asked using common Asian stereotypes as a template:”Hey you eat dog?”“Hey you know math?”“Hey you make my car?” Directed obscene gestures toward him while…
Human Brain and Animal Brain, Analogous? No!: A Keen Example of Objective Scientific Argument by Professor Pierre Dugelay, Ph.D., Philosophy and Cultural Studies, Translation to English Permitted for Higher Education Purposes Only
by Daniel Byard Cox
The human brain is quite elaborate. It employs electrochemical mechanisms and triggers physiological responses so complex that even science has struggled to understand it all. Many scientists would, in fact, categorize the human brain as a “final frontier.” The depths…
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Der Tog nokh der Morgn.
The Day after Tomorrow.