Wednesday, October 5, 2005

Cracked

Cracked magazine, relaunching in January 2006, has gone online. Sylvester P. Smythe is already a-mopping.

A Scientific Proposal to the Executive Program Directors of the ABC, CBS, Fox, and NBC Networks I know an omen when I see one, and it needn't even involve a two-headed goat.
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Chuck Palahniuk Mows the Lawn Imagine vacuuming. Now, imagine the vacuum weighs 350 pounds. Now, imagine this 350-pound vacuum has a rotating blade that can take off a man's hand. Imagine that it does, only sometimes it's not a hand. Sometimes it's a leg. Sometimes...
Diamond Dave’s Sestina Today I tore my ass-less pants when I tried to do a karate kick. It’s the exact same kick I did countless times when we laid down the “Jump” video way back in the Panama-hot summer of 1984. Dude,...

 

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