Wednesday, October 19, 2005

The owner, who appears to have less and less to live for with each passing day, waxes aloud about his seemingly interminable day. The cat, whose laziness is surpassed only by his disdain for his human counterpart, suggests that the blame for the endless day lies witht he owner. The cat’s day went by quickly and without incident; He was, in fact, sleeping.

Ha fucking ha.

Political Posturing “Here, try this one,” said the elder, exaggerating a professional strut and dawning a ridiculous stern look. “That's the middle-class posture.”
Will Wet Nurse Never Cease? I often think about starting a wildly prolific rock band and naming it Wet Nurse, simply for the chance that after releasing nine LPs and six EPs in a two-year span, Spin will run a blurb about my tireless efforts...

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