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The Journal of Literary Satire | Hastily Written & Slopilly Edited
Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Staring into the Abyss

The owner, who appears to have less and less to live for with each passing day, waxes aloud about his seemingly interminable day. The cat, whose laziness is surpassed only by his disdain for his human counterpart, suggests that the blame for the endless day lies witht he owner. The cat’s day went by quickly and without incident; He was, in fact, sleeping.

Ha fucking ha.

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