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Highlights from Kurt Vonnegut’s Friar’s Club Roast
by Jeremy Martin
Jimmy Kimmel: Listen—Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time. Too bad it wasn’t so easy for Kurt boy here to get that gerbil to come unstuck from his ass. Am I right, V-man? I bet time didn’t need a DustBuster…
“Now It Can Be Sold” by Drinkmore Stout
by J. M. Houk
Dear Sir, pathetic sir, lonely sir, You are an experiment by the Creator of Apple. You are the only person left in the World who is literate and has the ability to communicate beyond grunting. You are the only one…
The Good News
by Jeremy Martin
A Story Somewhat in the Telegraphic, Schizophrenic Manner of Kurt Vonnegut Jr. This story happened a long time ago in a church. Things were very different then. A church was a building where crowds of depressed and frightened people…
Deadeye Dicks
Drawings of K.V. found via Google Image search: 20 Self-portraits: 9 Self-portraits in profile facing westward: 8 Portraits with cigarette: 11 Portraits that might be of Edgar Allen Poe: 2 (Risko, Levine) Portraits that might be of Mark Twain: 1…
A Press Conference with New White House Spokesman Darth Vader
by Russell Hasan
Q: How are you qualified to assist President Bush and Vice President Cheney during this troubled time for the White House?
A: (Breath, breath.) I am strong with the Force. I am trained in the ways of the Force, and I have hired a team of bounty hunters to deal with the President’s critics …
Polish Fact
Poor Poles
Population living below the poverty line
18.4% (2000 est.)
(U.S.A: 12.7 [2001 est.])
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