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The Adventures of Dr. Squat: “Aunt Linda, You’re a Pig”

by Michael Fahy

Aunt Linda’s Hindenberg rear end was so big that it would be easier to jump over her than it would be to try and walk around. She was married to Uncle Freddie. Once, when we were up north fishing, he…

Powerful Stories Made Impotent by the Introduction of Cellphones

by Justin Kahn

Antigone Creon: Since my decision has been thus reversed, I who imprisoned Antigone shall myself be present to release her. I’m just going to call ahead. (Takes out cellphone.) Antigone? Greetings. Listen I’ve been thinking about the relationship of…

In Response to My Little Sister’s Plea for Assistance on Her History Report—Topic: “The Middle Ages”

by Eric Feezell

It is estimated that anywhere from one-third to one-half of Europe’s population succumbed to the infamous fourteenth-century Black Plague epidemic. While a massive fatality rate is concordant with most historical accounts, the inflated death toll fails to consider the Great…

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Rogers, Joseph

Joseph Rogers was born in Worcester, Mass., home of the birth control pill and the invention of that noseless, yellow smiley face. His stories have appeared places like Thought, Exquisite Corpse, and Bridge. He lives in Brooklyn, where he serves expensive coffee drinks to people who are way hipper than he is.

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