Wherefore Art Thou, Y.P.R.?
Well, it appears we’ve pulled one of our trademark disappearing acts again. We do this from time to time without warning and for no apparent reason. This serves one of two purposes:
1) To create an abuser/enabler relationship with our loyal readers, thereby fostering an atmosphere of fear and making them come back for more.
2) To appear daring and mysterious, thereby piquing the curiosity of our loyal readership and making them come back for more.
Really, it’s anyone’s guess. The salient point is that you keep coming back and, over the last three days, have become really informed about the forward-thinkingness (we made this word up) of chickens.
This note is to inform you that next week will feature all-new Y.P.R., some life-altering satire, the return of Y.P.R.’s prize-winning Book Club and a guest cameo by veteran character actor Paul Dooley 1.
In the meantime:
1This is probably not true.