Y.P.R.: Jim Davis Probably Made Ten Times My Yearly Salary for These Ten Words

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Monday, December 5, 2005

— Daily Garfield® Digest —
Jim Davis Probably Made Ten Times My Yearly Salary for These Ten Words

The enterprising cat has hijacked Santa’s hat, returning only in exchange for his desired gifts. Garfield obviously is unfamiliar with Santa’s M.O. (giving toys to children who have been nice, not those who steal his hat). My guess is the tree at the Arbuckle house will be curiously devoid of whatever it is that Garfiled wanted this holiday season (catnip, lasagna, his own hobo to taunt).

Also, that fat bastard (Santa, not the cat) has to have 6,000 of those red hats. Nice try.

Condolences Posted to the Funeral Home Web Site Upon the Death of “Zesty the Clown”
by Raleigh Drennon

What do I remember about Zesty? He was funny. Except when he performed. But when you ran into him, you know, just out in the community, at the instant check-cashing store, at the emergency room, in a holding cell, inside a Dumpster, he was always funny. Funny scary. Say, what do you call a birthday party without a clown? The end of a child’s happiness. Book me today!

—Bill Leffler
“Clunks the Clown”

— Daily Garfield® Digest —
Jim Davis Probably Made Ten Times My Yearly Salary for These Ten Words

This Will Be The Week That Will Be
by

Subtle Changes to the Titles of Children’s Shows That Would Require Drastic Changes in Program Content
by Wayne Gladstone

Condolences Posted to the Funeral Home Web Site Upon the Death of “Zesty the Clown”
by Raleigh Drennon

He Knows When You Are Confused and Disappointed
by

The Recently Discovered “Erotick Poetry” of Daniel Chelly-Ladbourne
by Will Layman & Chris Osmond

— Daily Garfield® Digest — Jim Davis Probably Made Ten Times My Yearly Salary for These Ten Words

This Will Be The Week That Will Be by

Subtle Changes to the Titles of Children’s Shows That Would Require Drastic Changes in Program Content by Wayne Gladstone

Condolences Posted to the Funeral Home Web Site Upon the Death of “Zesty the Clown” by Raleigh Drennon

He Knows When You Are Confused and Disappointed by

The Recently Discovered “Erotick Poetry” of Daniel Chelly-Ladbourne by Will Layman & Chris Osmond

— Daily Garfield® Digest —
Jim Davis Probably Made Ten Times My Yearly Salary for These Ten Words

This Will Be The Week That Will Be
by

Subtle Changes to the Titles of Children’s Shows That Would Require Drastic Changes in Program Content
by Wayne Gladstone

Condolences Posted to the Funeral Home Web Site Upon the Death of “Zesty the Clown”
by Raleigh Drennon

He Knows When You Are Confused and Disappointed
by

The Recently Discovered “Erotick Poetry” of Daniel Chelly-Ladbourne
by Will Layman & Chris Osmond