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Friday, December 2, 2005   |    Listicles

Subtle Changes to the Titles of Children’s Shows That Would Require Drastic Changes in Program Content

by Wayne Gladstone



Dora the Ex-Whora
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Bear in the Big Crack House
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Jimmy Neutered
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Barney the Purple Gyno-Sore
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SpongeBob NoPants
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Thomas the Trained Submissive
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Clifford, the Big Dead God
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The pWiggles1
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1 The silent “p” really changes everything.

Wayne Gladstone lives in Maine with his wife and children. Some of his work has been featured in McSweeney's and Opium. But all of it has not been featured in The New Yorker. If Wayne Gladstone were a restaurant, he would be a defunct roadside Roy Rogers sharing space with a wildly successful Bob's Big Boy. Visit Wayne at www.waynegladstone.blogspot.com