Friday, December 2, 2005 | Listicles
Subtle Changes to the Titles of Children’s Shows That Would Require Drastic Changes in Program Content
Dora the Ex-Whora
Bear in the Big Crack House
Jimmy Neutered
Barney the Purple Gyno-Sore
SpongeBob NoPants
Thomas the Trained Submissive
Clifford, the Big Dead God
The pWiggles1
1 The silent “p” really changes everything.
Wayne Gladstone lives in Maine with his wife and children. Some of his work has been featured in McSweeney's and Opium. But all of it has not been featured in The New Yorker. If Wayne Gladstone were a restaurant, he would be a defunct roadside Roy Rogers sharing space with a wildly successful Bob's Big Boy. Visit Wayne at www.waynegladstone.blogspot.com