What do I remember about Zesty? He was funny. Except when he performed. But when you ran into him, you know, just out in the community, at the instant check-cashing store, at the emergency room, in a holding cell, inside a Dumpster, he was always funny. Funny scary. Say, what do you call a birthday party without a clown? The end of a child’s happiness. Book me today!
Jon says, “Garfield … Santa Claus is coming to town!” and Garfield thinks, “Really?” and then he thinks, “He can stay in my room!” and I think Jim Davis just doesn’t care about anything at all anymore….
Scholars at Kent College Pembury, an all-girls preparatory school in England, recently unearthed an astonishing discovery in the rectory directly below the women’s faculty quarters: a dusty trunk filled with the long-lost journals of the mildly retarded Lord Daniel Chelly-Ladbourne….
Your humble coëditor, Geoff Wolinetz, makes a mockery of the coming week. 
