Thursday, March 2, 2006 | Daily Garfield® Digest
Paging David Blaine…
Right now, the operations department is desperately trying to get Jim Davis on the horn. The people need to know what actually transpired in today’s strip. In one panel, there’s a cookie and Jon is politely offering to share it with Garfield. Then before I know it, the cookie’s gone, the strip is over, I’ve never seen an exchange, both Garfield and Jon are sporting looks on their faces that read “wow, anal sex does hurt” and the audience is left with a puzzle of the cookie’s fate. Who the hell ate the goddamn cookie?