by Mike Drach
Red Hot Chili Nectar
Very Berry Springer
Drink Me Elmo
You Can’t Handle the Juice!
Baby Got Blackberry
Dot-Com Bubblegum Blast
Rip-Roarin’ Raverade (with caffeine/ephedrine stack)
LGBT Pride Rainbowfruit Spritzer
Green River Grungerine
Lychee Fruit for the Soul
Lemmon Lewis’s Undisputed One-Two Punch
Mighty Morphine Methadorange Power Drink
is fixed, has all his shots and is just looking for a good home. When he's not writing cartoons, games and articles for iLaugh.com
, he's hiding under his office chair, crying softly. He hails from sun-free Toronto, Canada; things he hails include taxis, Satan and Caesar (salad).