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Monday, April 17, 2006

Kool-Aid Flavors of the Go-Go 90s That Never Quite Made It

by Mike Drach

  • O.J. Sippin’

  • Red Hot Chili Nectar

  • Blind Melonade

  • Very Berry Springer

  • Drink Me Elmo

  • You Can’t Handle the Juice!

  • Whitewatermelon

  • Baby Got Blackberry

  • Dot-Com Bubblegum Blast

  • Rip-Roarin’ Raverade (with caffeine/ephedrine stack)

  • LGBT Pride Rainbowfruit Spritzer

  • Green River Grungerine

  • Lychee Fruit for the Soul

  • Lemmon Lewis’s Undisputed One-Two Punch

  • Mighty Morphine Methadorange Power Drink

  • Black Grape
  • Mike Drach is fixed, has all his shots and is just looking for a good home. When he's not writing cartoons, games and articles for, he's hiding under his office chair, crying softly. He hails from sun-free Toronto, Canada; things he hails include taxis, Satan and Caesar (salad).