Friday, November 10, 2006

Glue traps would continue to wane in popularity.

There would be at least ten swear words for “cat.”

They would cringe in embarrassment every time Mickey opened his mouth.

Lab scientists would need really thick skin.

White mice would be revealed for the insufferable racists they really are.

It would be harder for them to be so quiet in church.

“Must I run this ridiculous maze just for a little cheese?” would be a question often asked.

The ability to suspend disbelief would become even more important when calling a phone-sex line.

No one would talk to their plants anymore.

Selected Letters from Peter Cook's Correspondence with Dudley Moore, 1967-1995 Dear Dud,
Just got back from the studio, Bedazzled is a go. What's all this about Blakey Edwards? Whatever, I'm sure P. Sellers will get the nod anyway (and the numerical title seems a bit off ... crazy Americans, they'd make a movie about the number ten for the hell of it). Anyway, see you round Elstree for first day's shooting.
Mutant 70s Television Hybrids From Maude & Mindy to Welcome Back, Kojak ...
Fashion Preview: Four Styles You Should Expect to See Hipsters Wearing This Fall Maintaining inverse symmetry with the neoconservatives, your politically and fashion-savvy hipster will be donning a galabiyya this fall.

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