I’m … completely O.K.!
There goes my diet!
The powdered sugar knocked my teeth out … probably … eventually!
Is … is this funnel cake!?! Follow up question: why is this funnel cake?!?
Hope you were watching, cuz you’ll never see that again, baby!
That’s the first time funnel cake saved my life not at a state fair!
(Upon regaining consciousness): I must meet the architect/frymaster!
Now that was weird … literally!
Man, I must look like a grade-A goof right about n— My leg! It’s broken!!!