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Friday, July 13, 2007

My Recent Rejection Slips, Rendered in the Same Manner in which Movie Advertisements Selectively Quote Reviews

Rejection Slips“YOUR STORY DID … MEET OUR STANDARDS…” —American Literary Review

“IT DOES … MEET OUR EDITORIAL NEEDS …” —Redivider

“… WE ENCOURAGE YOU …” —Carolina Quarterly

“WE’RE PLEASED …” —TriQuarterly

“WE … PUBLISH IT … WE APPRECIATE …” —The Paris Review

“… BEST … YOUR WORK” —Tin House

“… YOU THE BEST[!] …” —Faultline

“… YOUR SUBMISSION … PLEASE … US …” —Cimarron Review

“WE WISH …” —New Letters

“… WE … THANK YOU … WE … USE … IT … PLEASE …” —Folio

“YOUR STORY … INDIVIDUAL …” —Granta

“… YOU …” —Prairie Schooner

Andrew Kiraly was born and raised in Las Vegas, and he's still recovering. He is managing editor of alt-weekly Las Vegas CityLife.
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