Saturday, July 21, 2007
Prominent Organizations Whose Missions Would Change Drastically with the Addition of a Single Word
by Frank Ferri
National Right to Life Cereal
The Nick Carter Center
National Tortilla Press Club
National Federation of the Vertical Blind
American Red Crossbows
The Ruben Sierra Club
Doctors Without Borders Bookstores
Teachers’ AIDS Research Alliance
Mercy Killing Corps
National Kidney Punch Foundation
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Frank Ferri is a copywriter who thinks he's funny. Visit him at ffcopy.com.


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